Friday, August 14, 2009

Thanks!

First off, I want to thank everyone for the super nice comments you left me after my last post. I've since deleted it. I wrote it on a day where I had a very heavy heart- and since I'm not usually like that, and don't LIKE to be like that, I've erased all the evidence! Please strike it from the record and your memory too.





I've don't have a lot to talk about lately, but two things did happen this week. 1- I finally hit my prebaby weight. And 2- I got a new hairstyle- exciting to me, not really to anyone else granted. I added lots of dark colors and streaks.

I was trying to explain it to a friend over the phone and I happily said it looks a little trampy. She seemed a little appalled by the explanation and scoffed, "Why would you want to look trashy."

But then I enlightened her. Trashy and trampy are in NO way the same word. Puh-lease. Like I want to look trashy. She argued they are both words for slutty. I disagree.

Tram-py: Kind of slutty-looking; diva; sassy; attitude.

Trash-y: Kind of slutty-looking; diva; sassy; attitude, who lives in a trailer park, wears wife-beaters and drinks Pabst with her TV dinner - except on bowling night and then you drink Colt 45 because that's what Randy is serving up at the bar.

(I don't make this stuff up, it's in the dictionary)

I am trampy. Not trashy.

I then forwarded her the picture of the new do to which she replied.

"I love love love it! It makes you look flawless like melted butter. Tanned, melted butter."

And I think to myself, if "tanned, melted butter" isn't a compliment, I don't know what is.