I am trying to portray, via text, to my boyfriend, that the energy has drained out of my lifeless body and I am now a zombie and need brains to eat. But all in a zombie voice. And he's not getting it at all.
I mean, if you get a text that says “Mrrrrrr… Mehhhhh. Blaaaaaa. Brainssssss.” It seems painfully obvious. Interpretation: I have died a slow, painful, death. I am a zombie corpse. I need nourishment to thrive. (AKA. My spirit has died. Please dialogue with me and entertain me).
Surely I have a right to be upset about all of this?
1 comment:
well, give him a break. he is new at being a fiance. I have confidence he will catch on... and be quick about it :) gb
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